Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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