your room smells of hookers.
And success
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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