Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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