Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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