Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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