I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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