i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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