we have pet lesbian snakes
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize