I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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