Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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