I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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