At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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