Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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