do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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