it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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