I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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