i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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