the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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