can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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