is your mom at the bar?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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