I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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