I showed him my bush... on skype.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
