You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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