Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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