Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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