I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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