he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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