Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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