You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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