So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
