And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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