I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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