Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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