I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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