He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
how drunk are you?
Several
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
that is very illegal...i love you.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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