Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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