I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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