Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
tell me about the eggs
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