whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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