I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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