What should our trivia night team be named?
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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