I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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