Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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