I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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