Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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