Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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