So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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