Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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