We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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