Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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