Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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