are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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