Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
either way he was missing a nipple.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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