I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize