I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
