Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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