I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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