If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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