Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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