turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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